10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth