10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon