10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--