10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom