10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim