10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"