10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."