10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-