10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• It's Free To Fold...
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus