10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
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