10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!