10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.