10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.