10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is for loners.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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