10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.