10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters