10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow