10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.