10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)