10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "No river, no fish."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm