10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for loners.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha