10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha