10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.