10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson