10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• It's Free To Fold...
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain