10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.