10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it