10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.