10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels