10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.