10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fold and live to fold again
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..