10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz