10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.