10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth