10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels