10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.