10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"