10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --