10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
Why not, when some because there are three.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Poker is for loners.
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977