10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth