10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament