10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.