10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.