10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.