10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is for loners.