10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05