10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.