10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.