10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22