10 Random Poker Quotes

I should have stayed home and played with myself.
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.